When you’re in the shower, dropping things can be a slippery slope - but don’t lose hope, try Nellie’s Soap-on-a-Rope, in a lovely shade of taupe.
Place the string around your wrist, wet the soap, apply to the body, and rinse. You’ll be squeaky clean in no time. To dry, just hang the soap by the rope, so it doesn’t ‘elope’. (You thought we were done rhyming? Nope!)